Letters

Hi hunny,

This has been the greatest trip ever. I know you're still travelling to Japan at the moment and hopefully the three hour subterranean transit from the UK won't be delayed. Hopefully the pods under the sea sections of the journey will be cooler than last time. I need to tell you how brilliant the sky … Continue reading Hi hunny,

Dear Linda,

I'm writing you this letter from London in the island of the United Kingdom. I haven't been back since Brexit, when they kicked all the foreigners out of the country, including me. I have a special visa for teaching, having shut down the island for the last 20 years, the population has become inbred and … Continue reading Dear Linda,

Ho Ho!

How are you doing today - little Sammy Snerd? I've got some good news and some bad news for you. Which would you prefer to hear first? Okay - I'll give it to you straight - the BAD news first. The bad news is that I won't be doing the Christmas thing anymore. You know … Continue reading Ho Ho!

Hey Jim,

I am writing to let you know about my latest business trip. I want you to know how great it is that there is so much AI out there now, no more dealing with grumpy workers and hotel personnel. I used google assistant and just told her the dates I needed to go and that … Continue reading Hey Jim,

Dear Ebbus,

This message will describe the fantastic holiday I have just had in Paris. I really hope that you like it as it was very good fun. Arriving at St. Pancras station I didn't have long to wait for my scheduled train. I knew this beforehand as my watch had automatically alerted me that the train … Continue reading Dear Ebbus,

Dearest Ann,

I have arrived in New Zealand after the 90 min. sub orbit space flight from the space drome in Kent. It is true you can see the curve of the Earth from the window. And on landing at Christchurch you cannot feel any G forces at all. You know I have always wanted to experience … Continue reading Dearest Ann,

Dear Sir,

I am writing to let you know how my latest holiday that you helped to arrange went. We had a wonderful trip that took in a wonderful flight to the moon. We were in the first class seats which included all meals and free drinks, which really got us in the spirit for our trip. … Continue reading Dear Sir,

Dear Adam,

You are now traveling just like you did with your mom and although she is no longer around her presence is missed. Just like with your mother we are traveling and exploring the world. Right now we are in Seattle, Washington for first time. Can you believe that? One of your favorite places you've always … Continue reading Dear Adam,

Dear You,

I was on holiday last week. I went to Antartica. It wasn't cold because I did it all from the comfort of my own home. I could order penguinburgers from an AI take away store. The week before in that year, I went to New Zealand via artificial intelligence. It was quite a tour and … Continue reading Dear You,